Multi-fandom blog.
Feel free to make Merthur / Brolin fanfic requests.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Good. Because Kyle is rude to gay people.uhh what
you and 2 other good friends of mine are gay HOW AM I RUDE
How is calling me a faggot all the time not rude?
is this not the best shirt ever
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
And on the seventh day, he took a motrin and laid down
God: Gabe, stop, I'm working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here's a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
(Source: distress)
my transformation
Same here
when the sexual tension/build up in a fic is just right and your toes are curling and you’re basically speed reading and skimming because you just wanna get to the smut but also you wanna slow down and savor each brush of fingers and gaze and swooping feeling in the stomach or the biting of lips and clenching of hands and shuffling of feet and
me: this anime brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me: watch it
